Here's a news story that you're going to love! A woman in Ocala, Florida, had a man arrested for trespassing after coming home from work and finding him in her house. That's the normal part. Here is where it gets strange.
When Lisa Bess came home from work, she found Tom Wilkerson sitting on the toilet in her bathroom. In her clothes.
He even had her underwear on.
Apparently, Wilkerson broke in to her home earlier in the day, and used her shower. He then proceeded to use her body lotion and then dressed up in her clothing.
He refused to move from the toilet until he was finished, so she called police and pressed charges.
Now I don't know about you, but if I found someone in my home, I would most likely get out the baseball bat. But to come home and find a person in your clothes?
http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=D8VC22HO0&show_article=1&catnum=0
Hopefully they weren't her best expensive clothes cuz she'd have to get rid of them!
I think I'd be using more than a baseball bat
People are weird
Lot of weirdos running around huh?
The most disturbing part for me would be that he SAT on my toilet. I'm funny about who sits on MY toilet
Imagine having to be surgically removed from a toilet.
I would have to burn the clothes, disinfect the shower, and take off the toilet seat and install a new one.
I don't have a handgun. But in an event like this, I would think it would be necessary.
There sure are some weirdos running around. And many of them seem to be in Florida.
It's like that joke about why California is like a bowl of cereal?
Because if it isn't a bunch of fruits and nuts, it's a lot of flakes.
I think it is more like the person getting into Mom's closet while she was at work.
We may joke about this, but I wish that something like this never happens to any woman. I just can't imagine what would make somebody do such a thing.
If it was my clothing, I would most likely have to throw the clothes away. I just couldn't wear them anymore, knowing that some dirt bag like this guy was wearing them.
It is rather funny. But if it was my home, I know I would be pissed.
I'm with you on that one. I would have to remove the toilet seat and install a new one.
The clothes gets thrown out. The toilet seat gets replaced. And the shower gets the bleach treatment.
And if the SOB get into my liquor and cigars....
This was reported on the local news in Orlando. Go to www.wftv.com, and look under the local news heading. WFTV Channel 9 is the ABC affiliate in Orlando.
(St. Pete, representin' holla atcha' gurrrl!)
Now stuck for a few years as Bush's neighbor in DC
He was all dressed up with only one place to go - jail!
It would upset me further if he looked better than me in them!
And wait, and wait, until he is finished.
luv ya,
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The Fla DJ always tells us crazy stories about Florida residents ! lol
Gosh, I hope W. invited you to his daughter's wedding.
I would have had him jailed wearing what he had on.
If I found ANYBODY in my home that did not belong there, the outcome would be the same.
I don't think he would look better than you. But if he did, you have my permission to shoot him.
Great to hear from ya'! I guess it just goes to show ya' that there are all kinds of nuts running around out there.
I guess you would call the police. But if the person looked to attack, I'm taking that person out. And not on a date, either!
I wouldn't even ask for the clothes back. Shoot first, ask questions later.
Why is it that I have an image in my head of a photo of some guy dressed in woman's clothing being posted on a blog called "Life Is Not One Big Joke"?
And the caption would read, "Here Is A Photo Of The Sorry Bastard I Found In My Home And Wearing My Clothing!"
And it would most likely happen on a Monday.
Actually, today has been a good day. But the last few days have not been good. Health wise, everything is fine. It is just those nuances that seem to come around often.
For years, I would always hear people from Florida complain about people from New York or New Jersey.
In my opinion, I have seen more than my share of head cases, weirdos, perverts,rednecks, assholes, and God knows what all here in Florida.