Two nuns from a small country in Europe are on an airplane flight to the United States. They are both excited about coming to America, since this will be their first time in the United States. As they sit in their seats during the flight, they tell each other what they are looking forward to once they get to their destination.

The Mother Superior tells the other nun that in the United States, people eat dogs. The other nun could not believe this, but the Mother Superior told her fellow nun that dogs are even sold on the street for eating.

"As a matter of fact", Mother Superior told the nun, "these vendors that sell the dogs are called 'hot dog carts'".

Soon after they arrive in the United States, they leave the airport, check into their hotel, and decide to walk around America. As it turns out, they are in New York City.

So as they walk around New York City, they come across a man selling "dogs" at a hot dog cart. Curious to find out what a dog tastes like, they decide to order two dogs. The hot dog vendor is so delighted to serve the nuns, he gives them several condiments on their dogs for no charge and wraps them up to go.

Excited to try their dogs, the nuns find a bench at a park and sit down. As they start to unwrap their dogs, the Mother Superior looks down at her dog and begins to blush. Then she turns to the other nun and asks, "What part of the dog did you get?"

Anyway, that's the joke of the day. I am going to try to go see "Iron Man" tonight. So have a great weekend!